Parenthood qualifies you for having "been on a mission trip."

Hhhhmmmm.........

BREAKING: Magnitude-5.3 earthquake shakes Los Angeles area, USGS says

LIVE NOW-- 'Infidels!' Three churches in Indiana vandalized w/ verses from Quran. TUNE IN. pic.x.com/kotH0qv9PE

THIS.. IS.. SPARTA vine.co/v/OzaVabj2I33

Obsessed is the word the lazy use to describe the dedicated. soctk.com/XV

Warm blanket right out of the dryer 👍

What I think Scotland should do is remember that they have a UNICORN as their national animal & nothing else could possibly compare.

Getting wasted tonight

Thank you, dumplings, for tasting way better than you sound. #thankyounotefriday

“Twitchy Team: 6-year-old asks America to turn on porch lights for his father killed in Afghanistan bit.ly/1Bjya1u” Light on!!!

When you have 3 computers and not 1 is working 😡😡😡😭😫😫👿👿👿👿👎👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

Starbucks is calling my name. #caffeine #i'mfreezing #StudentLife

Online courses = paying thousands of dollars each semester so I can teach myself.

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