i gotta start saving numbers because this is not the girl i wanted to come over

masculine urge to go to a dive bar in a town where you are a stranger

why is everyone's main goal to get married and have kids like dont u guys wanna do drugs in foreign countries

When is national why would you do that to me day

being a white boy is a spiritual thing

the doctor is neither near nor far

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. Idek what it means but I’ve had enough

this, two packs of reds, a case high life, and a trash bag (because littering wrong) would heal me

your ex is ruining someone else's life now. you are safe

You’re liking her IG stories. I’m in her shower using her expensive shampoo on my balls. We are not the same.

“men used to go to war” well now we suck toes

Instead of investing 10% of your paycheck into your IRA. Put that 10% into your FanDuel account. Put your future into your hands, not them

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when u first meet a girl that fake version of her be so fire

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Klay Thompson rocking the Cam Ward jersey 👀

As a man it is your duty to plan your entire schedule around sports and alcohol

Hall of Fame Tweet

On Thursdays, instead of killing yourself, try Double Jack and an airplane stroopwafel