Wayne Rooney left Everton, joined Manchester United, got married, had three kids, won 16 trophies, lost his hair, got a transplant, became Man United’s all-time top goalscorer. Went back to Everton, moved to MLS, came back and managed Derby, got relegated, went to Birmingham

WHAT. A. FINISH. 😱 Manchester United seal all three points to make it three wins in a row for Michael Carrick!

Congratulations Benito Antonio, you’ve made history 🏆 See you next week on the big stage for the #SBLX #AppleMusicHalftime  Show.

Gate agent: “Now boarding group 1” People in group 6:

the sims 2000 was my first second life

When you’re up 5% after an 80% loss

Four wins in a row for Manchester United 🔴✊ Bryan Mbeumo and Bruno Fernandes seal victory over 10-man Spurs!

Man United have won FOUR Premier League matches in a row... Will Frank finally get his trim? 💇

That Man Utd fan realising he’s one win away from finally seeing a barber. ✂️

The only person who can stop Manchester United from winning 5 in a row

A powerful moment at the #SuperBowl! 🇺🇸 Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio (Bad Bunny) 🇵🇷headlined an all-Spanish halftime show celebrating culture and inclusivity, shouting out nations across the Americas. And fashion too — rocking a custom Zara look. 🌎❤️

Who remembers playing this classic?

A man can master F1 for 20 years and still miss a red flag in real life.

Today is the day. Please release this lad from his pain, Manchester United.

West Ham 2-2 Man United 95th min:

The audacity of Jim Ratcliffe, a British billionaire who migrated to Monaco to avoid paying taxes, but was trying to get UK taxpayer money to enable his stadium project, saying this. Using ‘colonised’ when actual British colonialism resulted in over 100 million Indian deaths

BREAKING: Michael Carrick has been named the Barclays Manager of the Month for January 👏🏆

Pep Guardiola says we will "have a better society" if we embrace other cultures 🫶

🗣️ Gary Lineker: "The hypocrisy really, the guy's a migrant himself. An economic migrant." Gary responds to Ratcliffe's controversial comments