I got all the time in the world, don’t you want some of it? #iwouldifiwasyou

Working in a corporate retail office where the boss wouldn’t fire me. Bet. #2weekspaid #whyigotfired Jimmy Fallon The Tonight Show

#ManassasMan

Took a ride on a unicorn today!!! #bucketlist #thankssanta #iamapassenger #letsride #santasfantastical

Watching Bill Maher and I couldn’t be more incensed by Ann Coulter who sounds like a fucking nut job, while Dan Savage is crushing it. Proud to be DC. #madeindc #acreativedc #fuckthisguy

Always!!!! #getinwhereyoufitin #champagneformyrealfriends #realpainformyshamfriends

I ain’t no hollerback girl.

I got a grip of nice knives, free to a good home. Holler at your boy. #knives #theculinarykid

Only things worth living for are in innocence and magic.

I ran this joint with a cast of mercenaries for 10 years and it was the best job I’d ever had. Late nights smoking cigarettes and pounding whiskey on the roof couldn’t have been better. Lots of great friendships and good times. Gonna be missed. x.com/barredindc/sta…

Sad news. One of the best nights out I ever had was when derek davis and I went bar hopping in DC to visit accounts, basically an excuse to hang with Dave Coleman™ and drink Blushing Monk. Started and finished at The Big Hunt. Fuck knows how we made it to our B&B! Legendary!

It’s time to pimp my ride. Who knows a good mobile detailing service? Holler at your Zoom Zoom.

What’s wrong with these idiots. Crashing the Capital?!?!?! No masks. No dollars. No sense. No cents. #onelove #onepeople

Last night was crazy y’all. Hope everyone is safe and well. I’ve never seen anything like the attack on our Capitol. Those individuals we’re not exercising their rights, the were assaulting our Democracy and should be dealt with accordingly. Be good to one another. Stay safe!!

Y’all motherfuckers up here in Columbia Heights have got to chill the fuck out with all these shootings. That shit is fucked up!!!! #staysafe #gunreform

Saturday morning chess games are the best!!! I fucking love this exercise. #mindovermatter #strategy #chess #chessnotcheckers

Yo, new dawn, new day. Who is working on a project and needs a talented voice piece and marketing coordinator?

One bit of news from this article that we’ll have more on later is that Dave Coleman™ is no longer with 3 Stars Brewing Co.. He was a co-founder and the face of the brewery. x.com/KnuckleHeadDC/…

Here’s to hoping everyone is having an awesome week so far. It’s #TacoTuesday so I hope you got down with that today. Be good my friends and stay safe and sane out there. Cheers. #community

“Im sick of working for a living. Just ticking off the days til I die. Oh I miss you Louise. And the sickest little pleasures keep me going in between pulling teeth” #nowplaying #bestbandever elbow