Dhal gaya din, ho gayi raat So jao majdooro, kal corporate ki baat

I give good advice. I just don’t use it.

Do we really grow or do we just start saying “it is what it is” more?

Hey Siri how to emotionally detach from a team that’s ruining your life since 2008

every time my phone vibrates i pray it’s not responsibility

I save money by not going out. Then spend 4x online because it “doesn’t feel real.”

That 9am meeting could’ve been a fucking email, but okay.

If you’ve ever said “lol” out loud in real life, we’re spiritually connected.

Daydreaming about quitting my job like I don’t need this salary to survive in this overpriced city.

I didn’t even get a proper Monday recovery and boom—Tuesday slapped me.

Relationship status: Netflix asked if I’m still watching. Yes, Netflix. That’s the only one who checks on me.

Being broke is fun until it’s permanent.

“Smile because it’s sale time!” Bank statement: sob in silence

Relationships are fun until you start fighting over who’s worse at directions.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can delay your depression.

Bura hua uske sath #Dhurandhar2‌TheRevenge

Bangalore is Bangaloring ❌️ Bangalore is banging ✅️

Please stop spamming the same message airtel India Bharti Airtel

3am thought: why are we men like this 😭 we’ll happily like healthy/chubby girls but girls don’t give the same energy to chubby guys what’s the logic here??

If you don’t ask ‘what about you?’ after I ask how you are… just know I noticed.