Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

I go up to strangers and ask them their biggest insecurities then after they answer I walk away and don’t say anything

quit all my vices so I decided to (finally!) get really into diet coke, the amazing beverage that immediately makes you feel better with no negative side effects whatsoever

This person has not met a frisbee community

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

no more ragebaiting around me pls. let’s try joybaiting perhaps even lovebaiting

If u only kno me by my twitter you might think im the worst person alive and if you also kno me irl you might also think that

If they made going home and not going out into a powder I would snort it

Being unemployed is so stressful bro

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hi i'm a horror director and the scariest thing i can imagine is an old woman

I made some more enemies today

I love admitting when I’m wrong bc it gives me a break from always being right like finally

I can tell by my boyfriend’s breathing patterns and/or tone of voice if he is on the chess dot com app

this is how it feels applying for jobs

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

Yes everything Pisses me Off . Yes I love Everything . i exist ….