A blue whale’s vagina can hold 5-6 fully grown men, making it the 2nd largest pussy in the world. The first is Chris Wallace #Debates2020 #ChrisWallace #chriswallaceisapussy

I signed up while in the bathroom. Let's see what this is all about.

I should eventually tweet something

I hide from people too, so I get it Unicorns. I get it.

I'm celebrating #ChristopherColumbus day by accidentally going to a different neighborhood, slaughtering everyone and taking their spices.

Rangers lost in Canada! 😂😂😂😂😂 #ontarioisnice

During childbirth a woman can experience 57 del units of pain. Stabbing yourself in the eye w/mascara causes 9 million del units of pain.

If you supported Prop 1 and you didn't vote, your voice is irrelevant today. #beaboutit

New Year's resolution; Post controversy to weed out brain dead, racist, creepy or psychotic "friends" on social media for kicks.

Just checking out how Garrison Bros is made.

The bar that made me who I am. I had the best mentor and she showed how to be an amazing manager Wild Ginger Japanese

Ferdinand the bull. He guards the distillery.

Why does Lil Wayne WEEZY F look like every white girl at Starbucks in November? #basic