Ok sorry but why are her horns so scary?? Like significantly more intimidating than rhino horns I’ve seen in the past what is her secret does she use a lotion or crème??

What’s your favorite cinematic interpretation of the Devil?

Crazy how I told my parents about a boy and brought him home to meet them for the first time ever and they were normal about it, it’s almost my anxiety holds me back more than my actual circumstances 🤔

Hehe I did it now to listen exclusively to the karaoke versions of don’t hug me I’m scared for the next 4 months

Did this once and the guy messaged me in all caps saying he’d reported me to the police as a crackhead sksksks

I looooove participating I love making things about me I love pretending to be a part of the group

painting from reference

The way people use goat cheese it always sounds delicious but then unfortunately it tastes like those cow hoof decay removal videos

The stuntman in What’s Up, Doc? who jumps over the fence to get away from the trash cans and breaks his back on the picnic table

Hey google how many miles per hour is piss?

Flooding the internet with this shit should result in legal repercussions of the same severity as burning down your local library

Poor Things not releasing here until the 22nd is a personal attack on me I fear… many are conspiring

THE boy and the heron. The BOY and the heron. The boy AND the heron. The boy and THE heron. The boy and the HERON.

RED ALERT: Buried in the House intelligence committee’s Section 702 “reform” bill, which is schedule for a floor vote as soon as tomorrow, is the biggest expansion of surveillance inside the United States since the Patriot Act. 1/11

Me on Friday vs my water bottle now

Lmao

Yes no problem happy to help

Ohhhhhhmygod I just realized I reallyreallreallyreally hate every second I spend on this app