This is me when I get paid.

This one chick selling party in the park tickets doesn't have a phone so I had to speak through her aunt. i'm gonna bang her aunt. .

Joke of the day: Slay taking a shit and maid walks in room...is it still considered a joke if it actually happened?

"Megan Browne: 50 Snacks For Slay I don't know whether to laugh or cry?"RT You can do both and claim tears of Joy?

why are some girls honestly thinking they're the shit after pulling a black guy? There's like billions of black guys in Durban...

"Megan Browne: 50 Snacks For Slay good comprimisation but still your poor maid" RT she's not poor, I think she gets paid well. mom spoils her

50 Snacks For Slay She's probably friend's with mine, driving around in mini coopers when they aren't working.

50 Snacks For Slay you just completely destroyed, aniahlated and flew over the line. My maid is like my second mom you just said you'd bang my mom.

Don't even tell me anything about petrol prices

50 Snacks For Slay well I'm on your twitter one (imaginative one)

This is the last time they'll be a last time. because im the last hero

so many 9s act like 10s! 1 makes a big difference out of 10!

I never go anywhere without a game plan☝ instagram.com/p/ncvuUOozNg/

Go in the morning and catch the milfs in the mirror instagram.com/p/ndxFPDIzLh/

It's my birthday I'll get high if I want to😄😆

My new maid just got fired on my birthday. she's so salty she didn't even wish me

I just seen my ex girl standing with my next girl..standing with the girl that I'm fucking right now

Queen Slay moving with that no make up selfie! 1st wish <3 #birthday instagram.com/p/nfmpQhIzNz/

We Oucheaa in a couple hours! instagram.com/p/nf3UWCozGi/