King Luan offers support to our fellow monarchs whenever they’re assailed by populist nonsense! Vivat Regina! #vivatregina

King Luan however, should perpetually be referred to as “Their most eminently Royal and ebulliently Regal highness, King Luan.” #titles

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time

Thanks for the shoutout Lauren!

No vampires remain in Romania! The music in What We Do In The Shadows was so great this season King Luan

Pillows...not just for sleeping. #ShadowFX

#WynonnaEarp ⭐️ [404] Afraid #song 1: Ghost In The Mainframe by King Luan

If you often find humans staring at you in dismay every time you eat junk food, please make sure you're clear on the fact that junk food and junk are two different things.

Back in April when we were all freaking out in lockdown because nobody could buy toilet paper this scientist cured cancer.

What will come to fill the void?

New release! “AI = More Power”

Good artists work on their artistic judgement. Being able to critique your own work and improve is an important development skill. We know genAI is garbage because we have leveled up those skill and can see it. You guys haven't and can't. That's why you think it looks good 🫖

King Luan - AI = More Power youtu.be/CJaDoriut3A?si…

King Luan - The Zombie Shuffle youtu.be/h9p3BmaSzp4

Dear ICC The Kingdom ruled by King Luan stands ready to participate in this bold endeavour. Our reports inform us that no Gnomes or Vampires will be playing and no Espadrilles will be worn. As the world does the Zombie shuffle, King Luan will stand firm and field a T20 team!

Gold. Gibraltar needed better reports it seems! Glad they sorted it out. Perhaps a melodic sonnet needs to be composed in honour of the fortuitous turn of events!

Dear RouteNote please release our album. It’s us. Thankyou. - King Luan