When you get to the 4th season of your FIFA career mode and the game starts generating random transfers

It only dawned on me now, but “tap out” basically means giving up or surrendering, so Tapout clothing is literally clothing for losers.

Show three in Johannesburg. Everyone’s so friendly here in South Africa. One question...what does “jou ma se poes” mean?

Let’s go Reds!! Liverpool FC 🔴🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸🔴

#LFC - #UCL final #THFC - UCL final #CFC - #UEL final #AFC - UEL final #MCFC - #PL title incoming #MUFC - New contracts for Jones, Smalling and Young 😂😂😂

The @oneearth model shows pathways to limiting the world’s warming at 1.5 degrees. We can’t have a safe climate without reforestation and agroforestry. Read more: buff.ly/2VRdm6H via Nexus Media News #OneEarth

PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GO 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 Liverpool FC #YNWA♥️ 🙏🏾💪🏾🏆👑

LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️👊🏾

So #Movember + @EASPORTSFIFA gave me a PS4 Ultimate edition of FIFA 21. I'm giving it away. To enter just RT + Like I'll choose someone randomly after 5pm tomorrow Winner has to donate 20 quid to my fund raising page (no need if you already have!) 👉 movember.com/m/andyltfpl?mc…

My new book is out now - available in epub or hard copy from wherever you get your books. It's a grim read, but eminently relevant to the pre-election South African landscape. @PenguinBooksSA

⚽️. Tim Cahill AO is getting behind the VB Blues, from the USA! 🇺🇸 🔵 Show your support 👉🏼 #uptheblues 🎥 MORE: nswrl.com.au/news/2017/07/1…

Salah running away from Bellerin for Liverpool's third🔥

🇺🇸✈️🇬🇧 You, a friend, and a trip to see a #PL match in person. All you have to do is RT and follow to enter. #PLGoldenTicketSweepstakes

I want to use the international break & give away one of my jerseys. You only need to RT and comment with #YNWA. Enjoy! 🤙🏽 #YNWA #lk1

Surely WENGER is next #ZumaExit

Star War Pigs Great fan made video!!

#TBT to yesterday.... when I wasn't on Twitter! 👋🏻

You know you’ve made it when someone makes a parody account of you. Welcome to Twitter James Milner

Special game coming up this weekend, its always nice to see old friends 😅... I’m giving 2 signed shirts away with winners announced next week 🤙🏽 Retweet and reply 🍒 or 🔴 for a chance to win 1 of the signed shirts...make no mistake we are coming for the three points ⚔😝