I give you my word: If I am elected president, I will marshal the ingenuity and goodwill of this nation to turn division into unity and bring us together.

I will draw an exact replica of this cat and write FUCK ELLEN on it. I will host an NFT sale on the same day. All proceeds from the FUCK ELLEN a cat sale will go to her former staff who raised bullying and abuse complaints. DO NOT BID ON THE ELLEN NFT

On this day, March 16, 1984, on television, Gary Plauche shot the pedophile in the head who kidnapped and raped his 11-year-old son, at the airport in Baton Rouge, LA. Plauche was given no jail in a plea deal "No jury was going to convict him in Baton Rouge" - local prosecutor

May I Say Thats A Smashing Blouse You Have On