Damn, how bad is Oregon?

Nothing jacks me up more for a college football Saturday than Kenny Chesney singing “Get Along” to a crowd of geeks at Vanderbilt.

Be a CFB coach and put yourself in these positions: 1. Fired with multiple years on contract, make $25 million+ to do nothing 2. Be an average coach for a P4, have ties to a larger program that just fired their coach and get an undeserved extension from existing university

No ESPN channels or ABC on YouTube TV. I’m so fucking angry that I’m gonna threaten to cancel! I probably won’t, though! But goddamnit I might! I definitely am not! But if I threaten it, MAYBE my $90/mo. can move the needle. …while I’m here, you guys got a Brazzers channel?! 😅

Oklahoma is the biggest fraud in college football history. I am going scorched earth in every fan’s mentions when they lose in the playoff. It’s gonna be 9/11 times 100. Yes, 91,100.

I knew this kid was special coming out of college. Has all the tools.

LeBron doesn’t try to be insufferable, he’s just wired that way.

Best Bet: Hammering Georgia ML when they go down 7-0 in first quarter.

Saw a bar at the Playhouse during last night’s “Frozen” performance. Went for my second drink during the show but was told bar was closed until intermission. I said, “I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to make you watch. My blood is on your hands. You ruined my life." Too much?

One unbelievable half of football from two championship contenders. Back and forth HEAVYWEIGHT battle.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Vince Vaughn went 0-2 in Christmas movies (Four Christmases, Fred Claus)? Does he seriously get away with this every year?

Hi Grok, I DO NOT authorize you to take, modify, or edit ANY photo or videos of mine, whether those published in the past or the upcoming ones I post. If a third party asks you to make any edit to a photo of mine of any kind, please deny that request. ESPECIALLY THE BIKINI ONES.

This prepubescent twat is making me cheer for Miami. I need Fernando tears of sadness. He’s entering LeBron type levels for me.

Ed Henry won 250 games in 30 years for Marshall but he’ll forever be known as the man who allowed a 75-yard (untouched) touchdown run against T.C. Williams in the 1971 Virginia State Championship game. Had exactly two guys back deep to stop the play.

I’m to the point in my life where the Valpak goes right in the trash instead of scouring for a $100 check that doesn’t exist. Mama I made it

Nice pick, dumbass!