Stace Minty pig

In my opinion all government policy stretching back up to five years has been a bag of shite. That's one less talk to give ....

This sunset though.

No matter how much I know we need it, I remain unable to garner any amount of enthusiasm for the presence of cold water falling straight down from the sky.

So the Transport Secretary Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps didn't know that Manchester is a branch off the West Coast Mainline. It's like that time Dominic Raab had just found out that Britain was in island.

Possibly the greatest moment in the Today programme’s history courtesy of Miriam Margolyes.

Now, can we have chaos with Ed Miliband?

In:Quality Axel Kacoutié @FallingTreeProd Well done Axel Kacoutié! Deactivated Account Audible UK 🎧 #APAs2022

Nigel Farage MP Exactly. It wasn't just racists that voted to leave...

STRIKES! RMT The RCN Fire Brigades Union youtube.com/watch?v=Gljtvw…

Inherited ScottishPower as my electricity supplier, in a rented flat. Almost impossible to communicate with. Avoid! ScottishPower Help

Hi Mark Harper. Whatever happened to Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps' Bonfire of the Banalaties'? It hasn't reached NORTHERN 🚆, which you would think should be an easy one, being under government control. gov.uk/government/new…

Having a nap in a spare room, so it feels like I'm on holiday.

Talk about a prime minister who's out of fresh ideas. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Alright, who scheduled Vernon Kay's new year overnight show for tonight on BBC Radio 2?

If anyone knows any elderly neighbours spending Christmas alone please DM me as I would like to borrow their dining chairs as I’ve got a house full of people on Christmas Day and need more seats.

People coming to X to check if Facebook down 😛 #facebookdown

Sunak alone in his walk-in cufflink repository, riverdancing expressionlessly as the phone rings off the hook.