me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

On brand that I did not realize for 13 months that one of the meanings of my child’s name is “descendent of Conn”

Every time we say a specific made up nonsense word at Quinn (dadco) she responds the same way (“papa!”) What does it mean? You may think the link is dad and papa but I assure you she calls us nothing so I doubt it.

It’s not THAT hard to work from home with Quinn when we can’t send her to daycare due to illness except now if either of us is on a call she stands to the side waving and saying hi over and over

I was a Penn State freshman in 2007, I’ve already lived the era of Birkenstock clogs being popular. This resurgence of popularity is absolutely none of my business.

Tis the season to see completely incorrect tax related hot takes on twitter

I just saw a TikTok where a girl asked if it was normal that the pipe in her nyc apartment was super hot and honestly, how cute.. almost made me miss New York

It’s important to practice self care for good mental health. I just texted my best friend three endless texts beginning with “do you want to hear some things that have annoyed me today?”

Glad I have a Boye family group chat to check in with when I assume the Phillies game might have killed Paul.

Paul entirely lost his voice yesterday at the Phillies game, and let me tell you.. silent home run celebrations are weird.

Love how a toddler can pivot from remarkably cranky to frolicking near a bubble machine in like 10 minutes but if I receive an annoying email I’m down for 3 business days.

It was me. And I reject the fact.

When you’re in a rush in midtown, there’s always someone in front of you on the sidewalk walking like it’s their first day on planet earth.

Daycare drop off. I hope you all find the comfort maraca you need for this Monday morning.

Trying to get Quinn’s attention, Me: “Quinn. Quinn. Quinny. Quinn.” Quinn, without turning around: “bye.” Me: laughing Quinn, still facing away from me: “see you.”

When my Quinn Kathleen was born, “Kathleen” by Josh Ritter was playing in the hospital room by chance. I’ve since sung it to her probably 500 times. So tonight I was definitely the only one crying as he sang it live at his show

Annual plug. If you forced me to watch the Phillies in college even though I’m a Yankees fan, you are contractually obligated to follow Paul’s podcast. Sorry if you didn’t read the fine print in 2007.

Thank you, Philly Mag ❤️ phillymag.com/news/2024/08/3…