The CDC now recommends liquor before beer, you’re in the clear

My brain is done for the day but my calendar disagrees.

I'm in the process of moving and I just discovered a coffee scoop in my purse. I feel like that sums up my life right now...

My phone just autocorrected “adorable” to “aforementioned” and now I’m convinced my phone has lost its ability to correct anything correctly. Pretty sure I have never typed the word aforementioned 🤨

y’all mind if we cleanse the feed real quick??? 🐻

Ya know, I really thought I would have outgrown my incredible awkwardness by 50+ but now I think I’m just gonna have to embrace it. #Loveyourself

I have found that rearranging my furniture is my go-to when my brain needs to rearrange it’s thoughts.

I love city pigeons 1) they’re clearly in a hurry 2) they’re not in such a hurry that they would fly