#WhenYouWishUponAMeteor you can think a lot longer for what to wish for then you can for a shooting star

you know you're a little off #WhenYouWishUponAMeteor

#OnMyGroceryShoppingList as long as my loan is approved rib eye steaks!

#OnMyGroceryShoppingList a new rain barrel, I mean cheese balls

#IWouldRatherMakeMyOwn waves

#IWouldRatherMakeMyOwn supper

#IWouldRatherMakeMyOwn excuses

#IWouldRatherMakeMyOwn truck payments

Im never alone #WhenISnuggleOnTheCouch

#WhenISnuggleOnTheCouch Its never netflix and chill. It's more like netflix and insomnia

#WhenISnuggleOnTheCouch it's never with you

#WhenISnuggleOnTheCouch i dress for the occasion

Last time #WhenISnuggleOnTheCouch was in grade 9. Im way to tall now

#IdLikeToPointOut that im not on twitter much, but when i am, it's all for a hashtag game

#IdLikeToPointOut when you see it

#IdLikeToPointOut you dont need words

#TheOnlyDIYImGoodAt is a drink it yourself

#TheOnlyDIYImGoodAt No pain no gain

#TheOnlyDIYImGoodAt is one that ends with a emerge visit

Im so old that i actually forgot #WhatIForgotToDo