the banks that I owe money to are soooo obsessed with me

why does peacock have ted 1 and the ted tv series but ted 2 is only on hbo max

like the series is a peacock original so they have that much right to the IP but but they didn’t get both movies?

speaking of hbo max I was an extra in an hbo max original series and they took the series off the app so it doesn’t exist anymore which is cool

is ted 2 canon?

what’s wrong babe you barely touched your item you ordered off the internet in the hopes that it would fix your life but quickly realized it was just another object taking up space in your house

me after my 5th miller high life

when I am reading feminist literature at the bisexual coffee shop and I hear someone commit a micro aggression

I said that I heard Trump shit his pants when he was shot at and my uncle tried to fight me

Me after the Knicks lost game 7 at MSG

Best edited movie of all time

Lol she’s doing the thing

Why’d she have to say the lethal force thing again

And lead us not into penn station

Trump voters: I hate women I hate black people I hate trans people I hate gay people I hate Muslims I hate Mexicans I hate immigrants Me: I hate Trump voters Trump voters: seriously you hate me JUST because of who I voted for???