THE GREATEST FIRST TOUCH IN FOOTBALL HISTORY IN A SLOWER MOTION!!!!!

>be a sheep >eat grass that grows from rain >turn inedible cellulose into edible protein >fertilise the field as you go >maintain the sward for ground-nesting birds >produce a lamb that also does all of this >produce a fleece that is warm, renewable, and biodegradable >cost your

Shambles. On the one policy on which they should U-turn — they don’t! Come on KS you’ve had plenty practice. Just do it.

Today this idiot tried to convince 68 million people that handing him £200 and getting £100 given back makes you £100 better off than when you first met him.

Sarah Vine Why do you deliberately refuse to see the actual problem and instead pretend the problem is something that is socially acceptable to say instead? Rhetorical question, I suppose.

♀️Jennifer Gingrich ✡️ Sarah Vine If you want to solve a problem, you have to diagnose it correctly. There is not a huge amount we can do about the men who are already here. There is a lot we can do about the fact that women are made less safe by importing large numbers of men from places where hating women and

.@fleurpoynter, Cheshire Police have 30 days to think of another reason to deny me the transcript. After which I can appeal again. It's an extraordinary procedure

Imagine two families, each with three children. One set of parents work. The others don’t. If Labour lifts the two child benefit cap, the working parents will need to earn £71,000 to match the family on benefits. We shouldn't tax the hardworking to pay for the non-working.

Starmer proved that terrorism works by capitulating to Hamas. Now he's proved that sectarianism works by losing in Gorton & Denton. Starmer has spent his whole premiership moaning about far-right extremism yet he's done more than any PM in history to inject it into our democracy.

Labour created the monster of harvesting Muslim community bloc votes and yesterday that monster came back to bite them. As I've said many times before, we are a multiracial country, not a multicultural country. If you stir up grievance politics between groups based on religion

The High Court got it right: Britain has no blasphemy laws. You can worship freely, you can criticise freely, and the state should go after intimidation and violence, not hand out criminal records for causing offence.

Considering how weak our borders are and our increasing dependency on imported food this is very concerning news

Folks this👇 is the Face of a Fucking Nuisance to women; apparently he is now known to travel on trains & photographs/videos women on trains without their permission & then posts such on SM with insulting words/slurs; if it happens to You report him to the British Transport Police 👇🤷‍♂️🙄

Exactly what are these ‘UK levers’ and how would you deploy them to ‘uphold international law?’ In a way that would make any difference to current evens in the Middle East/Gulf.

Such a disgrace. And then some of the comments! 😳 Do we not understand what makes a community and a country?! Decency and respect. Police officers doing their jobs and this is how we treat them?! 🤯 What on earth has the US become?😮Sadly, we aren’t that far behind.

A reminder of why food security matters, especially for an island nation like United kingdom and its “special relationship“ diminishing daily 🤔

😂🤣😂🤣😂 what a deluded twat!! We’re international outcasts now because no country can trust him! PATHETIC & SHAMEFUL!

The Rest Is Politics Rory Stewart ALASTAIR CAMPBELL Where was “international law” when the Ayatollah had 50,000 civilians murdered by his henchmen?

Edward Stringer🇺🇦 I think your observation is absolutely spot on

Beam in Mrs Browns Boys Christmas Special and they'll capitulate in days.