These were indeed good times 🤝

Bus driver again when I tell you about negligence and you don't listen

If you were doing anything above 80Km/hr, surely the force of impact would be enough to generate at least 130N/mm2 which can cause the windscreen to shutter. There are loads of variables though. Hapana mhepo 😂

I applied for the gig in April of 2022. I got called for interviews in June 2023. And in September 2023 I got accepted and it’s been a decent 5 months thus far. A great boss and a great team to work with. The kind of experience I needed as I glide towards my destiny.

You cooked on this. The meal won me over better than the award winning meal by Mskana wema Dimples 🇿🇼 in the recently concluded TeamFuloZim/Global competition. I'm not sure if I should be impressed or worried about how good this is! A 9/10😊. One mark was deducted for making it too spicy!

C’est le football 🔥

Remember this name “ Mabululu”

Thé second City Parking has spatial awareness and agility. Dude can actually throw hands. A honey badger of sorts. You don’t wanna to be in a 1 vs 1 with such straight killers, unless you rate your game or you surely want to meet the Maker!

Mwati Minister ari kuri?

Numero uno!!!!!!

Pane mudhara anouya pa SDA City Centre Church on Saturdays. Anokupa mapepa for you to read his story, opfugama so as if to guilty trap you into giving him. He does that all year round achingochinja vanhu vekuendera. Mad business.

Dear Zimbabwe My name is Gamuchirai Mutsambwa, and I am writing to you today with a heartfelt plea for financial assistance on behalf of a young woman named Ruth D Hwara ,i am her friend and she is now at a state where she cant find financial assistance on her own . Ruth, a

To a Rui master class 🙏

Whatever they told you about Cubana and or Havana on a Wednesday is true, believe it. Lapha kumnandi 🙏🙏🙏

Another Wednesday another dance at the almighty Cubana. When people start greeting you in a club know you've become a regular 😂. If only they knew I'm Harare based.

After having bought some prime beef at his butchery earlier today, this feels like a direct steal. Lala ngokuthula, Androliakos. Your enterprise speaks for itself 🙏

PLEASE RETWEET THIS WHEN YOU FINISH READING! This is Jameson Timba in prison uniform, a very senior opposition leader in Zimbabwe. You must know him today if you didn’t already. He is in jail after being arrested last week with his son and 70 other young people who had met at

🚨‼️ We are looking for this thieving bastard who broke in to a home of a Gogo in Mebaz. Reward for his identity. Pleaese RT 🙏🏿. We need him found.

Hey uko officer