She had my vote with this

You all have the memories of fucking goldfish

Two fundamentally different candidates

they gotta just keep joel on the bench at this point

KEVIN DURANT IN THE FIRST HALF: 21 POINTS 8/8 FG 5/5 3PT No rust. Just buckets 🤯

Ant after Embiid’s bucket 😭 (via Abu Omar)

some guy just walked past my house belting out “gotta go my own way” from high school musical soooo loud. this is the type of shit i live in philly for

Hey y’all, this is a little spicy but I had thoughts about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez calling me and the Green Party “not authentic” and “predatory.”

absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss? the father who is actually in your life everyday but emotionally unavailable lol

I hate gay Halloween costumes what do you mean you’re the bisexual couch from IKEA’s 2021 pride collection

joel embiid 2024-2025 stats: 1 technical 1 suspension 0 minutes played

Not a single man I’ve encountered has been smarter than me

So many assassins to thirst over this week

sorry i dissociated at the rite aid

Contestants at the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter lookalike contest in New York.