Not him trying to scold Coldplay because he was caught cheating in a very public place

No leader that comes in through a coup, cares about democracy. History has repeatedly taught us this.

The word of the week is neuroplasticity. The mind can change and so can the body. You have the god-given ability to transform whenever you’d like. Try to use it more often, yeah?

Facts, pinch hitter or starting line up, I'm your gal

Me: I'm having this weird symptom. Dr: It's probably nothing, but there's a small chance it's [deadly thing]. Me: Okay so let's make sure it's not. Dr: It's probably nothing, we'll check it in 2 weeks. Me: Are your willing to risk your life on that? Dr: ...my life? Me: You

Please Amazing Amy the time to feed me she has arrived

Yes. It just so happens that our largest mango exporter is a UK subsidiary with a Dutch Management structure who's incorporated in the Seychelles and they declare a yearly loss/break even in Malawi but somehow post profits in Seychelles. Nothing to see there.

There was over 100K infants who STARVED to death in the span of a couple months in Sudan and the world didn’t bat an eye because African suffering and starvation is the norm to them. They don’t see Black people as worthy of outrage and action.

Guys I think I made moonshine instead 🤣🤣🤣

If you see Shaz today through next Friday, please buy her a shot. Say Khumbo sent you

Hard launching my summer breasts now so the streets are used to them by the time the sun is fully out

I feel seen

Don't stare too long into mirrors at night... They stare back

Preferring only to read Black&African literature does not box me. Africa is not a monolith&there are over 2k cultures. I read Black&African literature because it's underrepresented and it also makes me feel at home. I love that it comes in different genres&I champion new writers.

Okay back to work now

The videos being sent to me of my weekend shenanigans?? Lemme sit my ass, knees, and hips at home this weekend 🤣🤣

Christianity calls you a sheep for a reason. You don’t need critical thinking from livestock—just loyalty, fear, and the instinct to follow whoever’s holding the staff.

I'm already starving wow 😭😭