funny that we produced exactly one generation of people who can understand computers

Product strategy these days 🙈

I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so": "This was identified early on as a likely outcome."

Google is the next Yahoo.

cd .. clear ls clear ls -al clear

*Unmutes* …..”Thanks, everyone.” *leaves meeting*

dude just eyeballing cutting stones but you can’t center a div ngmi x.com/visualfeastwan…

we need SIP but to keep apple from changing prefs from under you

i hate frontend so goddamn much and the people revolvingly vomiting their filthy abstractions, frameworks, meta frameworks and disgusting bundlers all across the industry DHH was right i do not give a fuck im a born hater again i cant believe im working with these animals

I will not rest until automatic faucets and hand driers are abolished

If they killed Gene Hackman's dog, Keanu Reeves gonna be very pissed.

It's fucked up mice don't make holes like these anymore

We didn’t know how good we had it

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

devs: “look at my code, it’s so modular, split into so many files!” me jumping between 17 files trying to find where the actual logic lives, navigating the layers of virtual function calls:

I still hold Windows 2000 was the pinnacle of UI design. Crisp, clean, simple.

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

go is an amazing language if you have a desire to develop sudden immense appreciation for APL