Help my husband went to see Brian Cox last night and now keeps on asking “do you want to know a fact?” I do not 😩

Not me thinking I was going to miss Take That touring for the for first time ever and then getting free tickets from work 😭 so happy nina nelson

Today someone offered me money for photos of my feet. I don’t even have nice feet. I have big feet. Big feet that aren’t going to be photographed and sent to strangers 🤣 Was tempting for a minute 🤣

Don’t message me telling me you’re upset about animals dying when you’re eating a dead animal, wearing a dead animal and probably sitting on a dead animal. Open your fucking eyes. #GrandNational #Hypocrites #speciesism

Justice for Finland 🥹 #Eurovision

UK last night #Eurovision

Vinted being down bothers me more than social media these days 🤣

I still don’t know who to vote for. I just know that Rishi HAS to go.

Voted and a bit of sick came up but let’s hope this is goodbye to Sunak. 🖕🏻

Rishi lost me when he incited hatred against trans people.

Would happily trade racists for refugees 👋🏻

I tried something new with my make up and my colleagues keep asking me if I’m ok

Preordered the Coldplay album so I could get presale and didn’t get tickets, I haven’t owned a cd player for over 10 years. #mug

Got presale tickets for The Script and they didn’t make me buy a cd first so my day isn’t completely ruined 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 #coldplay #thescript

I hope whoever invented the spider catcher is happy and has the best life and is rich and healthy.

Oh America 💔

After 16 years I’m abandoning Twitter and deleting this app. This Trump loving space isn’t what it used to be and I hope it get’s sold and can one day return to its former glory. 👋🏻

I wonder how many of us came out of twitter retirement today to have a peek at the fall out? 🫣

I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s