Man, neti potting is WILD.

You wait 60 years for a European football final and then 2 come along at once. #buses

Storms a’comin’, Austin. #BattenDowntheHatches

Me when I spy a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill

*adds to cart*

If I could only listen to one guitar song for the rest of my life: youtu.be/J2CCfxiQ5QY?si…

*Sits quietly by the front door waiting for his new amp modeller/effects processor to arrive*

Overspending on dried fruit is my raisin debt.

Sounds like Lana Del Ray gonna raise up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries…

DJ at this wedding just dropped some R Kelly…

I love this. Sound down. A rare Tok worth the Tik.

I was today years old when I learned that nasal labial folds were a thing.

No-one can solve the mystery of the quays at Liverpool and Bristol. It’s quite the pair o’docks.

Chwarae teg: Ringo Deathstar is a great name for a band/artist. Chapeau!

Can’t believe my Max Bygraves impression isn’t an instant hit with the kids.

The always sublime Irene Handl was born OTD in 1907, which means I am obliged to post this. Good morning.

I’m a simple man, I enjoy check-mating my enemies with 0.5 seconds left on my timer.