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you know it’s gonna be a bad day when you clock in and your computer immediately freezes and won’t let you do anything for 15 mins

pov i hit this disgusting bastard with a car the second i see them because five years isn’t enough time for a piece of scum like him.

Happy birthday to that random BoxLunch employee who just so happens to have (almost) the same name as me and the exact same birthday

my brothers and i being know as dad, mom, and cannibal beast/monster really says something about each of us

I feel like I’d be safer in the pit of a FFDP concert than I would be if I stepped foot in a Church

whoops! don’t mind me, just your friendly family allergy pet with itchy fuckin skin constantly.

“we are literally having a sims party right now” -Micah **scoops spaghetti and gold fish in mouth** -also Micah

someone give me more reasons to talk about my dad i am BEGGING

PSA: If men looked as cute as coma does while holding a fish they’d pull more bitches

i’m not drunk, i’m mentally ill.

she pro on my valone until i moan

season one episode 4 of full metal alchemist brotherhood