I’m so broke that even in my dreams my subconscious doesn’t let me have any money

omg this is gonna be perfect for when we talk about ice cubes

If you group facetime during quarantine and don’t post it on your story did you really group facetime?

No one has tagged me to draw a fruit or vegetable on insta and I’m feeling the most isolated I have felt all week

My biggest fear is being forced to watch jaws in an outdoor theatre while floating in a pool raft in the ocean

Why are meme accounts on insta randomly showing naked girls’ butts a thing??? I just want some giggles is that too much to ask????

@JasonIsbell These boots are made for walking

Congratulations, Joe Biden. Together, we have a planet to save from a #ClimateEmergency and a global economy to build back better from #COVID19. Now, more than ever, we need the USA at the helm of these multilateral efforts (and back in the #ParisAgreement — ASAP!)

Congratulations to US President-Elect Joe Biden. Joe Biden has been a true friend of Greece and I’m certain that under his presidency the relationship between our countries will grow even stronger. 🇬🇷🇺🇸

Congratulations Joe Biden with your election as 46th President of the United States. A record number of people have cast their vote in this election. This illustrates the vibrancy of the American political life and its democracy.

Congratulations to President Elect Joe Biden. We look forward to working with the new #USA Administration to reinforce transatlantic relations and cooperate on global issues, such as climate change, defense of democracy and international security.

Congratulations Joe Biden on your win as President elect of the United States of America. I wish you well in office and look forward to further strengthening our countries relations on crucial matters such as climate change and human rights.

Four years ago when Trump won, broadcasters showed scenes of people in shock and crying. Today, a Biden declaration shows coverage that would make you think Jesus had returned.

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

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Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

@brittanylynne8 @brittanylynne8 can we borrow some champagne to shower our fans! You're not going to need it!