Kelly: “What’s an areola?” Katie: “It’s the circle area of your nipple.” Kyle: “Kelly, you work at a hospital!” Kelly: “I don’t work in the nipple department!” #ClassicKelly

1 year ago this episode aired and I met so many wonderful people! 🥰 Still waiting on that @GTsKombucha 🥲 #FDRF

Growing up watching 90’s sitcoms, I thought I’d have to worry a lot more about balancing chequebooks than I actually do

Don’t worry, everyone. I am still hilarious.

10/10, would marry her again ✨

So I went to a new chiropractor recently. At the end of the appointment she goes "OK I also have a really random weird question for you. Were you on a podcast called Fake Doctors Real Friends a while back?" Is this fame? Did I make it?

One year of marriage in the books ✨

It’s September 10th! 🥳

You know you're Canadian when 90% of your Tupperware is just leftover Boston Pizza takeout containers.

.. and they were roommates!

... I'll allow it.

🥲💔

Today's mood:

Is there a drag queen from the Elora Gorge region in Ontario with the drag name Elora Gorgeous? Because if not there really should be.

Anyone know how I can get a hold of Bill Lawrence? 🥹

Alright Bill Lawrence, where do I send it? PO Box? Business address? OnlyFanMail? She's ready to be mailed!

I fear that my greatest accomplishment as a woman may be that last year I joined a fantasy football league for the first time ever, let it completely auto-pick my team, and ended up winning the whole thing.