It’s getting harder n harder to hop up out my bed and turn my swag on.

the polar express getting ready to depart: x.com/leoxeloo/statu…

It’s always Instagram or Facebook down but never Microsoft Teams down.

Explaining how these two are connected should be part of the US citizenship exam

Him: why you blow up my car? Me: boy ain’t nobody touch your funky ass car

Me when I say "okay" instead of arguing:

i love the smell of u burning ur last bridge with me

guys be like "you've been different ever since i disrespected you"

“i’m just a girl” so close you’re just like your father

me tryna remember if i actually said that or im being manipulated bc i have bad memory

fake ass hunter, i saw you gathering

Born to be a trust-fund baby, forced to be a hard working individual 💔

drake first mistake was beefing with a short gemini from compton

I'm sorry to every astrology girl I ever doubted. I'm finna go find out what time I was born right now and get my whole chart who tryna give me a reading

this shit so easy cause all I gotta do is post shit that YOU already put out #zestyman

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week