#AustinFC continues to squeeze as much money out of diehard fans as possible. They're doing their best to kill organic support by having higher concession prices than any airport on earth and one of the highest ticket prices in the league. We're at the bottom of the table!
Following numerous incidents in the Strait of Gibraltar, The Onion asked orcas to explain why they are attacking and sinking boats, and this is what they said. bit.ly/3NaCP3x
It appears as if Georgetown just experienced a heatburst over the last 2 hours. At midnight, the temperature was 82 and it skyrocketed to 99 at 1:10AM! See the time series plot from the TX mesonet. Humidity dropped to as low as 17% as well. #txwx
Copyeditors at the New Yorker be like “In my in-box there’s an e-mail from a teen-ager who won’t coöperate in the reëlection, instead focussing on his début Web site”
Most shocking chasm heading into conventions: per new NBC News poll, just 33% of Dem voters are satisfied w/ their party's presidential nominee, vs. 71% of GOP voters.