Having a rummage are we

Antony's Apple Music commentary is making me feel like I'm sat with my grandad antbonc

I miss the outside world so much #sicky

How dare my hairdresser go on holiday the week before my wedding #NO

Newspaper editor: I KNOW IT'S 11PM ON SUNDAY NIGHT LOOK I NEED YOU TO FIND EVERY PHOTO EVER OF CAMERON WITH A PIG THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

Satirical Smiths tribute band release 'Pig's Mouth Strikes Again' after David Cameron allegations nmem.ag/StZpa

Jesus Christ that was awkward #xfactor

@AlexMansteed proper cringing on his behalf haha AWFUL

Why are bitches so wriggly on the underground? You have no personal space, we get it. Welcome to London.

"If we move to Basildon we can afford to live in a safe store storage unit" antbonc #londonliving

.Tame Impala win International Group at the #BRITs2016 p4k.co/YIgZr

YAY IMPALA

So Owen Smith just doesn't like democracy then #LabourDebate

@LDNOverground hey - why is the 6.29am from penge to Highbury & Islington always 2-5 mins late every day?

Every time Theresa May gets asked a question her face says 'how dare you defy me, pauper' #BattleForNumber10

I WILL VOTE FOR WHOEVER SAYS COVFEFE FIRST #BBCDebate #covfefe

caroline lucas balls up her notes, and makes a perfect shot into the bin. she lights a cigarette and pats corbyn on the bum. #BBCDebate

THE COMEBACK IS ON BOYS, ITS WESTMINSTANBUL #exitpoll