Next time we have a gov shutdown, Congressional salaries should be furloughed as well. It’s completely unacceptable that members of Congress can force a government shutdown on partisan lines & then have Congressional salaries exempt from that decision. Have some integrity.

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

Costco at 2pm on December 23: The real nightmare before Christmas.

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RBG recovers faster from cancer surgery than I do from leg day.

‘Tis the season for constant vacuuming around the Christmas tree. @ Toronto, Ontario instagram.com/p/BrwB-i4g7Q1/…

Business trip. #OrangeBowl #BoomerSooner

Tis the season... to unsubscribe to all those obnoxious marketing emails.

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In 2018 people stepped up and showed up like never before. Keep it up in 2019. We’ve got a lot of work to do, and I’ll be right there with you. Happy New Year, everybody!

Guess I know what I need to be re-watching...

Love getting passive aggressive emails that ask "respectively" for an answer to a question. I "respectfully" want to...

I haven't been on twitter in ages but had to sign back on to simply tell Julie Wood that she is MY HERO.

My top advice on pitching reporters from my lecture to Stanford's Business School: Journalists aren't here to do you favors. Their duty is to their readers. Forget about why the news matters to your business. Pitch what will make their audiences smarter.

Try to name a moment in a film that’s funnier than this moment. You can’t. You just can’t. RIP Olympia Dukakis. You were perfection.❤️

Matt Steele This is sad news. She was so wonderful. From Moonstruck: Ma "Do you love him, Loretta." Loretta "Oh God ma...I love him awful." Ma "That's too bad."

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Thank you so much for the fantastic conversation Hannah Lang. We’re looking forward to scaling the Arta digital family office experience to millions around the world.