Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.

I don’t know that there could possibly be a better ring walk song, for this woman, at this moment.

After reading the Ballerina Farm article, I’m thinking of Lisa Hogan, who decided be part of a “doing farming” story with her man, Jeremy Clarkson. As far as I can tell she spends most of her time telling him he’s dumb as rocks and bailing him out with HER amazing tractor.

We lived on the most creative, magnificent, joyful, very reasonable jobs in our mid twenties. It was so glorious. One friend was an administrator at a CANADIAN music licensing office and had a three bedroom apartment at Bloor and Bathurst. Another was a PART TIME FLORIST.

Has there already been the Truth Hurts fan edit about Kamala, her human “boy” problems, how she’ll solve them with the goddess in her (and her New Man on the Minnesota Vikings)?

If this somehow manages to really be enforced and really be true - oh my goodness. What a standard to set for the rest. Impressive message to say the least.

Working for a ceo like this changed me. She forced me to learn how to show up correctly. I had to invent entire systems for myself, just to keep up with her. It made me so much better.

My family home can get a little DISREGULATED shall we say? Rick Steves on PBS gives calming Joy of Painting energy. We all sit down, stop being fucking ASSHOLES to each other, and murmur, hypnotized, shit like “wow… a museum of stringed instruments… Vienna looks so lovely.”

I’ll say it again

Cheers to the moody teen at the thrift store who conspiratorially sold me a hoodie - even though it didn’t have a price and tag “and technically,” he isn’t “allowed to,” because I promised not to tell his manager. The old man in line behind me was sworn to secrecy also.

Ok, stay with me here, there was this lady named BETTY FRIEDAN and she wrote a very interesting book about this thing she called The Problem That Has No Name

Here’s scaachi: “I can’t let myself sink too deep in my despair; there are simply too many of us to save.” slate.com/news-and-polit…

If you ever want to know how well live closed captions work for the deaf / HoH during live broadcasts, next time your favourite sport is on, reduce the volume until you hear just a low, muffled hum. Now try to enjoy it, using the captions. You will go insane in four minutes.

For anyone concerned about the rise of fascism may I strongly suggest getting weirdly into birds

I really hate to call a brand on social but I woke up at the Lafayette in Buffalo by Wyndham Hotels & Resorts in sheets stained with SOMEONE ELSES BLOOD and the brand response is to NOT agree that merits a full refund. Truly the most horrifying thing I’ve experienced in a life of travel?

You honestly gotta give it up for French people and their rich history of lighting shit on fire