I hope you know this is one of the funniest tweets on this app😭🤣

I’m gradually developing a thick skin and perfecting my nonchalant skills. If it works, fine… if it doesn’t work, it’s still fine. Life no hard like that. Because honestly, all that over-caring, saviour-complex, “nice guy to everybody” behavior will only make you age like

hard🐐

after kpo na cha.

if you don smoke igbo, and you don chop… you’re winning bro.

bottlejobs.😂

weed over liquor everyday of the week. 💯

If 1 million enter my aza today, I go wan craze. But if 1 million enter Dangote aza nko?

Thank God for mammary gland.

i know a con artist when i see one.

not born to be a 9-5er.

every year does.

i complain?

beat craze comot that meat joor.😏

so neo colonialism?

them wan share whistles to these girls because of insecurity.😂

it works for me.