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Going so hard this week because: 1) I'm scrambling to fit a lot in before I go on my usual fall vacation 2) It's fun to ruin Dreamforce (I'm the only cloud people should worship)

karl the fog about to smother the Noe Valley.

I believe the official meteorological phrase for this week's forecast is "hellscape"

Things to do when it's this hot: 🚶‍♀️ 3 hour stroll inside the supermarket of your choice 🎥 Quadruple feature at the movies (if you time it right, you're there til midnight) 💦 Slip 'n slide @ Dolores Park 🏖️ You're "sick" and "can't work" and the only prescription is "beach"

Welcome to hell

Place your fan inches away from your face and do your best to get 45min of sleep tonight 🥵

Finally karl the fog is dropping in of the coast. NWS Bay Area 🌉

I've been here for years

We missed you karl the fog, welcome back 😍

Bad news: It's going back up to 90 😓 Good news: Help is on the way dear

Remember happiness?

🚨Update: I've cancelled my vacation and I'm heading back to SF. Should get there tomorrow or Wednesday - we'll be reunited soon 😘

FLEET WEEK IS A NIGHTMARE FOR DOGS, BABIES, AND ANYONE WHO HATES SKY ZOOMIES

What a difference a day makes

Told you I'd be back by Wednesday. Air out those apartments. Unpack your hoodies. Complain about it being cold in a few hours. We're back in business.

I had the best seat in the house

Debating what I should get up to. Stay in SF and ensure a calm and quiet weekend? Or leave for a nap so you can suffer through eardrum-shattering calamity?

😏

Bochy asked to be his idol karl the fog 🌁- specifically Karl messing with fireworks on the 4th of July 🎇🎆