The word “Prince” is sooooo emasculating tbh. I’m always like, okay, where’s your dad??

Princess meets a Princess 🧜‍♀️💘👸

happy valentine's day!!! read fuck isis 💘💘💘💘 karlee.itch.io/fuck-isis PASSWORD: CockLikeABaldEagle

Lazy River is a Roguelike-style first-person shooter set in a post-catastrophe river valley where giant insects have emerged from the ground and are terrorizing the area. 🌊3D Artist 🌊Audio Designer ✨Portland, OR / Remote (Preferably US time zones) workwithindies.com/?search=lazy%2…

if you need to sneeze, but you don't want to ruin your makeup and careful nose contour, i have a solution. simply keep your mouth wide open when you sneeze. you're welcome

[our flag means death]

I Was A Teenage Exocolonist, the time-looping narrative RPG, releases August 25th! Balance your life between friends and school, develop relationships and romances, and protect humanity from an unknown calamity. The future is in your hands. exocolonist.com

Guess what? Here is the trailer for my new show The Rehearsal

Nathan Fielder is boiling my eyeballs and I love it!!!

NEVER GIVE NATHAN FIELDER YOUR KEYS!!!!!!!!!! Cmon you guys this is 101

I can never remember if I’m 27 or 28. I Google “how old am I” a lot

i'm a fucker i'm a sucker i'm an ICE ROAD TRUCKERRRRRR I GET MY LOVIN ON THE RUN

🖤💍 i am delighted and honored to announce that we are engaged 💍🖤

After SEVEN LONG YEARS, I am restarting my ancient blog. Go read about it: bettermyths.com/well-im-back/

thats a very handsome man . i would love to see him in great peril

BIG HUGE: Today I'm proud to officially announce that EMPIRES OF EVE: VOLUME 3 is in the works. youtu.be/ZIw8RMHvn8Q