One of my fav people to interact with ni conspiracy theorists. I once said that I always try to say a small prayer nikiskia ambulance inapita bc someone might be in critical condition. Nikaambiwa eti hakuna mtu ndani ya hiyo ambulance, ni bangi ndio inapitishwa. Naombea bangi😂😂

You just made that up

Because no amount of "I love you" can erase the fact that you looked at my worth,weighed it against your urge and picked the urge. Cheating isn’t a mistake,it’s a decision. A deliberate, selfish act made while knowing exactly who it would hurt.

Uasin Gishu in Kenya. I took these pictures myself last week.

Nairobi baddies and electric bodas go together real bad. I swear everytime you see an electric boda there’s a 98% chance it’s a fine babe.

you’re not depressed man, you need some money**

pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport

Sakaja probably thinks this is AI

Keep it locked on Kenya. We will show you how!

Who else has been seeing a lot of Justin Bieber's tweets despite not following him?

Some of you are single because you're so hot that people are afraid to ask you out.

I hate it when trust fund kids always try to make it look like they got their shit from the mud and everyone in the circles knows it was handed to him on a silver spoon

stop giving kids bible names but no bible lessons,moses tried to rob me last night.

Huwa naskia startups za Germany najiuliza why have I/we never thought of this? They are simple ideas that scale. Huku ideas ni M-kula na other Mpesa wrappers when people are not busy putting everything on chain. Meanwhile the Germans are employing a huge chuck of Ke techies

You will not believe.

Unaamka unapata safaricom wamechange data offers now you have to pay double  of what you used to pay to access your normal offers😭🚮

Her : "Forget about my past" Her past:

Enyewe hapa labda wanitafutie bibi

anajua uko na kihara?