January is equivalent to 31 mondays in a row

cinnci is going to murk us at any moment

All Hail Ben 🙌🏼

This game is giving me palpitations

y'all can hate on ben but you best believe he's given 100% to this team every game

all the steeler fans in cinnci should run very fast to their cars when this game is over...

YASSSS BOSWELL YESSSSS

steelers fans aren't for everyone 💁🏻

laying on the couch dead tired but as soon as I lay in my bed I'll be wide awake ☹

Idk how people have 47 texts, a 1000 emails, 23 phone notifications, etc. I can't stand having just 1.

Another day of not being a billionaire aka still having to pay back my student loans

It costs nothing to be kind.

No you will not get $5000 for retweeting and following a fake powerball winner account

I say this every year, but I really dislike the snow now that I'm an adult and still have to participate in society

I'm about to sit my beach chair in front of the fire and pretend I'm not buried in 30+ inches of snow

I'm participating in "its 5 o'clock and 75 degrees somewhere"

working from home means I can't use the excessive amount of snow outside as an excuse ☹️

I. Need. Out. Of. This. House. 🆘

A Bend and I would do just about anything for VIP tickets to f.k.a. Mike Stud on Tuesday 😩

Vanderpump Rules is the one and ONLY perk of Monday's