Ocean beach looking silly roll on July !!!!

Red hot!

Roll on tomorrow morning to dust a pint clean in the airport!

Here we go again...

Cold shower and I’m still fucking melting

proper weird when people get with people at raves actually don’t get it

As if my mum is picking up this puppy on Friday wanted one for ages and she gets one when I’ve moved out

Darlo it’s been a while

That’s enough tinder for today...

Saw this earlier and the nod fucking killed me hahahahah

As if normal love island wasn’t enough now there’s a winter one fucking do one

Sends me west when lasses post photos of their new nails and there fingers are red raw, least wait till it heals 🤮

Gavin & Stacey Time!!!

Starting 2020 absolutely fucked keep the drink going before the hangover kicks in

Starting to piss me off the amount of sold out shit there is people need to be more considerate

Berocca saves lives pass it on

Note to self don’t forget to put on sun cream!

In life you’re either a smart fella or a fart smella

Shagger