Are you fucking kidding me

Best costume so far.

BREAKING: FSU has fired Willie Taggart

A golden retriever brought home a baby koala she saved from the fire. #AustralianWildFires #AustraliaFires

Hey Kansas City Chiefs, if you want the War Chant done right we’re available and just a couple hours up the road. Hit us up.

Thin Mints are the emergency cookie. Keep them in your freezer. Always available for dark times.

OH MY GOD. THE TUCK. Earth Quaking. THE FINAL. FSU: 82 Louisville: 67 THE GAME. Gutwrenching. Barstool Louisville AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - You lost.

At long last, after 25 seasons, we have finally witnessed THE most dramatic finale #TheBachelor

Just confused how a lobster is walking on my street in Calabasas! What is happening?!?!?!

I’m not saying corona was worth it so these penguins could go on a date together but I’m not saying it’s not worth it either

This push-up challenge thing is just to do push ups? That’s it. How fucking dumb.

.@fsufootball is back 😤

With Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy, Dan Levy and Annie Murphy winning their #Emmys tonight, that means our little Canadian show is the first comedy OR drama to ~ever~ sweep all four acting categories, and that is absolutely wild 🇨🇦

😊😊😊

Clare. You gotta be fucking kidding me with this. #TheBachelorette

Your team got Covid. You can’t smell anything.

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila

Golf Channel analyst Paul Azinger after former Florida State golfers Brooks Koepka & Daniel Berger won opening match of Ryder Cup: “First win of the year for Florida State"

Looks like I’m not the only one spending irresponsibly