do you guys cook your pasta inside or outside the box

Guy in front of me got through airport security after they inspected his knife & decided it was safe, but my daughter’s owl wheat bag was too dangerous & larger than 100ml, so they took it away from her while she cried. Thank goodness the threat has been neutralized. #safetyfirst

#13reasonwhy3 holy frickin hell i love this season more than life i don’t want it to end woowwi 😫😍 #netflixsbest #toomanyhunks 🔥🔥

sometimes u just gotta say “oh what the heck” and hit the hay

remember when Jenelle from Teen Mom missed her court date just to see Kesha and got arrested afterwards

did u just touch my justin bieber singing toothbrush

didn’t hear from team snapchat for months and they thought they could just pop in and wish me a happy haloween. i don’t wanna hear it

going to a party with some friends later. should be a hoot! we always laugh and have fun when we get together and have a few drinks! :) or 8 ;) omg 😂😂😂

I simply will not be participating in “time change” this year 👍

me: *listens to own playlist* Me: fucking masterpiece

This is not friendship weather. Stop inviting me to places

YOU FUCKING FUCK

this is amazing! he must be so pumped. Ryan Straz

WE MADE ER back. 35 days away. Huge thanks to our peeps in Thailand and Air Canada. Cant wait for Family Christmas decorating. Brawls. Haha. Ryan with his therapy cat, Bronz (Named after Dana) and Dexter. Hugs were huge and long.

y’all mind if i have a good week

i don’t want my casket to be put in one of those long ass ugly cars i want it to be strapped to the top of a lime green kia soul blasting party rock anthem

For y’all out there trying to say I pushed Nilsa Prowant , I was talking shit and did my part yes but things didn’t pop until bitch boy Cole pushed her. That’s when I snapped. #MTVFloribamaShore

i’ve never ever wanted to use the term daddy but Penn Badgley is fucking super daddy oh my #YOUSEASON2

How it started Vs How it’s going