Ben Shapiro bobbing around, speaking in his 1.5x speed muppet voice; “Throughout history, it has been thoroughly documented that, despite what the woke left believes, it is an empirical fact that fat bottomed girls do make the rocking world go round.”

Just today at work I was joking with colleagues that if we could get superintendents to focus all their energy on nonsensical stuff that maybe the ppl that know what they’re doing could quietly get stuff done but this is not what I had in mind.

His digital team doing this and forcing us to all to admit “okay, yeah, that’s pretty good” while DeSantis and his team try to sneak in more Nazi imagery is quite the contrast.

I didn’t watch the debate but sounds like they mostly talked shit about one of the only POC up there so sounds pretty on brand for the Republican Party?

Trying to figure out what else has happened in the last year that could’ve destroyed the value of this company?? Can’t think of anything. Must be something to do with Jewish people.

Excited that the US government does so much business with a guy who claims the ADL is somehow responsible for wiping out half the value of the company he’s run into the ground.

It’s quite illuminating to watch DeSantis try to come up with his own “Build the wall” and “Lock her up” catch phrase. He’s really been locked into “stone cold dead.” Which might as well be a campaign slogan and campaign description at this point.

Missed in all of this is that the Beetlejuice musical is a blast.

Just watched Brian Duffield latest movie NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU and while I had questions about a Left Behind: The Kids adaptation, he really pulled it off!!

Always have to remind myself that a lot of secular people don’t realize that something like probably 90% of evangelical Christians consider Mormons a crazed cult.

Can’t believe he’s on the verge of being ousted and he’s just out here naming his favorite movies.

The audacity I had thinking I could escape the craziness of this world for a week with close friends only to have my wife text me on the golf course that dozens of people were shot 30ish miles from where her parents live.

Tom Hanks line of “Are the flowers blooming in Houston?” is seared in my memory. What a life Ken Mattingly led

This account + Hieronymus Bosch brings me so much joy

If car insurance worked like dental insurance, if you had an accident that wrecked your steering, the insurance company would come back and be like “yeah, sorry, it’s fine for cars to only be able to steer in a counter clockwise circle, we won’t pay to fix that.”