This is the most “suck my dick” Super Bowl performance ever.

Bad Bunny touched the football in the Super Bowl before Josh Allen

2024 Eagles had Mahomes seeing ghosts

This is their hero. This is who brought Megyn Kelly to tears and who RFK was hanging out with.

in my experience only the best performances come with 4-minute videos of the performer explaining what went wrong

NBC announced Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show averaged 128.2 million viewers from 8:15 pm ET to 8:30 pm ET, breaking NFL social media records.

He scared as hell

I'm officially offer a $100 reward for the person who can get him to accept the most ridiculous trophy.

Bad news for pedophiles : The Dow is now under 50k.

Last two pages of this are almost as funny as 0.7 fWAR for five years and $100 million

The Phillies are basically an adult frat house Beers in the dugout Guys named Trea, Bryson, Kyle, Alec, JT Someone's surgically removed rib in a jar At least one dude obsessed with raw milk And very little diversity

someone said that John Harbaugh has the same voice as Joe Biden and now I can’t unhear it

This has gotta be one of the biggest self-owns in advertising history. You literally spend millions of dollars for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell everyone you're spying on them, immediately destroying your brand reputation and unpending your business model.

MAKE IT HAPPEN HOWIE 🦅 “If you love football, like that’s what you dream of as a kid, playing in Philadelphia in December.” 🎥: The Rush Podcast

Wow you kids have no idea how serious this was

Just cancel all star weekend

ALL-STAR CHAMP!

The NBA’s leader in clutch points… and a 2026 NBA All-Star champ! Tyrese Maxey 🌟 Philadelphia 76ers

One of the greatest to ever do it. 🥇 At her fifth #WinterOlympics, Elana Meyers Taylor has captured her first-ever gold.