How I be feeling at work 😪

The next time I date someone and they pull up on me with an unexplained neck bruise i’m calling the police expeditiously

I wouldn’t still be here if I didn’t know how to laugh at fuckshit 🤷🏿‍♂️

Man shouts out to my pops man 🤍

Standing on business is too hard Finna call her and tell her I was wrong ❤️‍🩹

😂😂😂😂

Lord now I’m finna have to look at a bunch of political tweets from niggas who got they history exams passed back to em face down 💔💔

if you were demure you would've googled it discreetly and went on with your day

Being delusional w/ you was fun while it lasted but we can’t both be crazy forever 🤷🏿‍♂️

Playing in a man’s face for free food is diabolical work. Like they don’t feed you at home??

Anybody that said we were together is schizophrenic. I do not know that girl 🤷🏿‍♂️

Who do I see about getting a refund for dealing w/ a goofy 👀😂

Scott pilgrim crazy I’m not fighting 7 dudes over one girl who work at amazon 😪

in thé club after hours looking for a single rich white lady to settle down with 😪😏

I wish I was in the nba so I could get paid to play basketball instead of sell cheeseburgers or whatever the fuck it is I do for a living

If it don’t serve you let it go 😌

Sometimes a lesson learned can be more valuable than the relationship

If any lame nigga can have access to you why would I want you again 😂