“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” — The Epicurean Paradox

If you’re in Minnesota and know anyone who needs a flight home from detention, reach out to Ashley Fairbanks by email at: [email protected] Folks have donated 5 million sky miles to help out, so please share the word.

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It would be so cool if we had an independent elected body to represent the will of the people and uphold the Constitution in the face of a growing executive tyranny.

Over 5 years since my first Covid mRNA shot. What's supposed to have happened to me by now 😕

They should have commercials for oatmeal, like they do for cereal, with a wacky cartoon Quaker. The kids keep trying to take it from him, but he can’t fight back for religious reasons

To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow: Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too. Signed, the American people

It seems I completely misunderstood how ski jumping works.

- Get enough rest - Eat fruit - Exercise regularly - Don’t go outside - Don’t have children - Pray to Yidhra for durable health and make the requisite sacrifice

Apparently, now you can only be a legal church … if you speak well of an orange pedophile and rapist. Congrats Evangelicals, your transformation from willing accomplice to chained submissive is now complete. pbs.org/newshour/polit…

The Super Bowl halftime show featuring Bad Bunny is expected to take place between 8:00 and 8:30 p.m. ET. The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.

that was me. had to rent a car bc you don't live in a walkable neighborhood

It always pays to read down into the story! The “War Department” scrambled its new laser technology near the southern border and shot down… a party balloon! cbsnews.com/news/airspace-…

Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles

FRODO: I wish it need not have happened in my time GANDALF: so do all who live to see such times. but the Dow is over 50,000!

Folks, I hate to say it but the Dow closed at 49,500. People are going to be able to start talking about the Epstein Files again this weekend

Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT who hmong us didn't know this?

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea" is one for the ages

Lord I’ve seen what you do for other countries…