we should quit using the metric system for drugs. like lemme get 2 tablespoons of ketamine please

“umm this looks like less than 2 tablespoons of drugs” “ohhh shit i thought you said teaspoons, my fault” this would be an instant classic faux pas in the drug community

drug dealer: ok here you go. 2 tablespoons of drugs guy: ok so what is that in teaspoons? i have to split it up between my cousins