Facts 🙌

Was going to keep this a secret...

This is not an April Fools' prank

Saying goodnight to anyone who sees this post.

Not for nothing but when did Josh Segarra become everyones favorite actor, or just me?

The world would be a better place 🙌

Breaking two chicken wings in half and calling it four wings is not cool

It's pretty cool that we as humans are able to mimic the sounds of other animals

Trick is to never log off

Like this

Not a say what you want to hear type of person. I like saying what you need to hear.

Let's play Disney Solitaire together! get.disney-solitaire.app/cm0y/4ilxa6ji

Movies being Chuck Norris

Whoever says otherwise nose nada

Respect is not a one way street

That low payment plan comes with high interest rates called raw dog

Always remember that there is no sex, in the champagne room.

Good morning. Happy hump day. If you hump today, I hope you both get a cramp.

If you don't like lasagna I don't think we can be friends anymore