Imagine self censoring your tweets based on expected “like” count. Couldn’t be me, bros.

Dude whoever sold the Eminem Bored ape to the man himself at the schmico top for $460k was a gotdamn genius.

I don’t watch Anime. Yet, somehow, I have what must be an Anime theme song stuck in my head. Thank you, CT.

Few creative people possess discipline. Few disciplined people possess creativity. Work to become the person that has both, my dudes.

I wonder if smoking is relaxing, in part, because the activity necessitates deep breathing. Granted you’re inhaling smoke, but think about how often the average person practices breath work. Never. Something there, methinks.

So, uh, vodka sauce is made with vodka. Took me watching a dude making it from scratch to realize this. On a related note, apparently I’m redacted.

Whud up my dudes? Bew drip thx to my homie marcello #NewProfilePic

Not gonna be impressed with AI until it can fold my clothes.

Recently stumbled across Van Neistat’s youtube channel and I can’t recommend it enough. No joke, this dude’s channel is kinda changing my life. He’s an artist, film maker, builder, writer, thinker, and all around spirited man. youtu.be/ziFHJLmN7rs?si…

Shooters shoot. And Pooters poot… Dassit and dassal!

When I see a couple with a major disparity in attractiveness: Girl outta his league —> schmoney, big pp, or he must be funny af. Guy outta her league —> sus

CT taught me to be keenly aware of scams. Turns out they exist everywhere IRL. They’re generally more subtle, and don’t drain your entire physical wallet. Some shitty company promising you a good working environment - scam. Grocer gives you bad apples - scam. Etc, etc.

Confession time. I have not washed and recycled a peanut butter jar in over a decade. Life’s too short and the earth is already rugged. Sorry bros.

If a scientist calls you lipophilic… They low key calling you a chubby chaser, my dude.

gm! if you wanted the best outcome for an os auction, which gobby would you choose?

These two words p much summarize my experience with CT. Can’t kick the habit. Scams abound.

I’m gonna do so much shid poasting with this puppy, you fellers have no idea.

you: mid post me: shid poast Dassit

Major hiatus in the works. Deleted app from my phone. Will check back in on Aug 8, for those keeping score. Be well, my bromigos.

Mr. Beast Viewer Lifecycle: 1) Ngl, this is entertaining. 2) Okay, he’s kinda cringe, but I respect what he has done. 3) I hate him, all his stupid friends, and I hate myself for ever thinking 1) and 2) Dassit.