Just when you think you couldn’t possibly love Robert Smith any more. 🤣

Have you noticed how quickly your mood can change when you're wearing socks and you step on water?

The only land animal faster than a cheetah is that car guard a km away who sees you opening your car door.

Poor bloke only wanted a high five. 😂

You can be as calm as you want to be, but an Afrikaans room will always be kamer.

I'm convinced that "NOTED" is the corporate version for "WHATEVER".

Me: *drops something* Me: *tells it to fuck off before picking it up again*

Interviewer: I see here that you speak Afrikaans? So how fluent are you? Me : Dames sê my wat jou naam is, My naam is Adriaanes.

I would 8 - 2 be a Barcelona fan right now. #BarcaVsBayern #UefaChampionsLeague #UCL

#AFCON2022 #TUNMLI the refs d̶e̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ confusion is final..

For someone who tells everyone else not to moan, Antonio Conte does a lot of moaning.

I know how English football fans feel cause their team is the Bafana Bafana of Europe #EURO2016

Happy 125th birthday to us! 🔴 Our story, narrated in 125 seconds – listen in… #LFC125

No matter how rich or classy people appear, they lose all poise when it comes to a freebie.

"Radiohead is a fine band but they stole everything from Coldplay". Said the person who clearly knows nothing about music in general. x.com/NME/status/922…

If South Africa was a household… Monthly income R9,946 Expenses R11,779 (interest payments R1,361) = R1,830 shortfall Total debt R253,050

Facebook: "This is their information. They own it" BBC: "And you won’t sell it?" FB: "No! Of course not." Please help this 2009 interview of Facebook's CEO get seen by people who don't use Twitter. Here's a download link so you can pull and repost it: sendspace.com/file/wqwtq5