Who the fuck is keeping mtn dew in business

Got a tarot card reading for the first time last night

Who giving out Blumpkins?

Imagine instead of running the fade we just have water-balloon fights instead

I’d argue getting both your legs blown off by a high caliber rifle would probably be the most painful thing a man can go through, but to each their own I guess

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Instigating homeless people to fight each other over raw meat

Need my blit rubbed (boy clit)

I’m singing in the rain

I knew when Britney Spears came on this morning it was gonna be a good day

I shoot my shot by mentally admiring their beauty from afar and then never seeing them again

I hope they party with the Queen’s dead body like they did GG Allin

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne on their wedding day, July 4, 1982.

Mosquitos fr be running trains on me at work

This is what Drake pulls up to Studio in

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If u kiss me during missionary there’s a 100% chance my face will open up like the drake sprite robot revealing a little man who is controlling me

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Been awhile… 😅 #NewProfilePic